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hsm
28-10-2003, 10:06 PM
ok the trend of this forum seems to be introducing your own ratings system, so I'm just gonna add to the ones you already have

I'll use the 1-10 scale for my examples

firstly, you rate the girl now if she is average you go between one to 10. BUT if she looks more like Mr T then a female the you should probably use the pole system "wouldn't touch her with x amount of pole"
x is entirely dependant onjust how much she looks like Mr T.
then the other side of the scale is my church system...
if this girl just happens to make you cream your self just by looking at her then use this " x(many) churches"
the x is how many churches..

..the churches are built in gods honour for letting you sleep with perfection...

..for instance I would build at least 3 churches in god's honour if I got to sleep with shakira....

..but I would touch my school co-ordinator with a 60 foot pole...

and hence the pole/churches system works...
atom|can
28-10-2003, 10:19 PM
mmmm competiton.......but the 1 to 10 system works fine :)
ToF
28-10-2003, 10:21 PM
..but I would touch my school co-ordinator with a 60 foot pole... u would?? :hmm2:
Mr.T
28-10-2003, 10:34 PM
god a woman who looks like me

that'd be scary
hsm
28-10-2003, 10:51 PM
WOULDN'T WOULDN'T DAMN IT,
she amst teh 150 kilo hairy greek woman(nothing wrong with greek women, unless they dun shave)...

and mr t I meant the celebrity, you look pretty damn feminine to me...
Nightwatchman
29-10-2003, 11:24 AM
no pics for us to benchmark?
MAX POWER
29-10-2003, 11:36 AM
no pics for us to benchmark?
Yeah i was expecting some examples of said rating system...
hsm
05-11-2003, 10:49 AM
hmmm lemme seee

well I wouldn't touch this with an 80 foot pole....

but I'de give shakira about 3 churches, she amst teh hotteee
MAX POWER
05-11-2003, 03:21 PM
dear god no!! 160 feet!

but I'de give shakira about 3 churches, she amst teh hotteee
Plus, shes really stupid so u could tell her the story about the magical **** juice having healing properties if freshly swallowed, and she'd believe it :D
tseng_mike
05-11-2003, 03:24 PM
Why dont you just use the most accurate rating? How long you stare at the pic
Nightwatchman
05-11-2003, 03:41 PM
Why dont you just use the most accurate rating? How long you stare at the pic
hmmm that's the best idea so far :D
hsm
08-11-2003, 02:36 PM
pffft sif use logic in this forum....
tchai
08-11-2003, 04:04 PM
god a woman who looks like me

that'd be scary
:hitit:
MAX POWER
08-11-2003, 04:08 PM
:hitit:
I'd hit it also...

repeatedly...

in the head...

with a baseball bat.